- Anti Joke

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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