what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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sky silverstein

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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