this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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