Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

women's rights.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

hey hey apple

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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