- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A gay man watches football.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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