- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A gay man watches football.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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