What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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boobs!

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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