- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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