- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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