knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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A man walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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