An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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