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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do black people eat? Food.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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