- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A seal walks into a club.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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