- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What is older than history?

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