- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Jesus Christ

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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