A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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