- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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