- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like school Said no one ever.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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