- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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