- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

It got hit by a rocket.

Error 37.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

all the kids had fun

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