a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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