- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

You sick fiend

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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