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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

you just read an anti-joke

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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