a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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