what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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