- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What fires shots? A gun

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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