why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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A man walks into a bar

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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My mum is called Steve

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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