- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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