What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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the economy.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Your mom went to college

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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