- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

the economy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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