- Anti Joke

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died