- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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