Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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