- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What's your blood type? Red.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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