- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

aodhan hearty

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot