- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??