What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Mooses

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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