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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

you know whats not funny white boards.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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