don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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jibby jobby

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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