A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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