What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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