why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Women's Rights

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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