- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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