- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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