'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Chicken

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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