what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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