What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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