What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Heskey time.

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I love you

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Anti Joke

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