I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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