What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Heskey time.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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