Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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