What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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