THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

PENIS lol

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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