- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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