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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child