- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Click here to end the world.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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