- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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