- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How high is the sky? True or False

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Small Penis.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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