What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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