- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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