how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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