A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Error 37.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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