- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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