- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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