- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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