Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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