- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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