Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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