- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What black and has children A black man

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How old are you? 7

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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