- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Cancer.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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