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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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