- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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