- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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