su algato es en fuego

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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